the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

(via iveseenlokisbutt)


ryyi23:

Tumblr gets deep

(via 221books)


I seriously wish I had the ability to flirt.

I get put into any situation where I attempt to charm the pants off someone and just nope….


evenidontknowwhatimdoinghere:

Preach.

Every time someone knocks “All about that bass” for being a negative song. 

evenidontknowwhatimdoinghere:

Preach.

Every time someone knocks “All about that bass” for being a negative song. 

(via fateanddreams)


amidstthetrees:

Who says the US needs Skynet to instill a terror of machines in the hearts and minds of the world?

(via stephaniehiggs)


electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

image

(via fateanddreams)


coochielatte:

oscar snubs:

best supporting actor | Ted Levine as Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again."

(via malefactum)


TOMORROW IS OCTOBER!!!!!!!!

365daysofhorror:

Me and my friends be like

image

(via shazmatirice)


otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image

(via shazmatirice)


Longines Presents..

(via diaryofaworkingstudent)